Sometimes I limp as well, just to add to the theatre of it all, and give a feeble cough when they say hello.Often, the poor backpacker on the stoop doesn't even make it through their opening spiel before the panic overwhelms them and they dash towards the neighbours.Publisher: Square Enix Developer: Crystal Dynamics Genre: Action, Adventure Format: Xbox One, PS4Release date: TBCSquare Enix has confirmed it's working on a new Tomb Raider game.In a statement released late last year, the publisher explained:"Square Enix is excited to share some big news with you next year."Honestly, we wish we could share it with you right now but we're taking a new approach this time."A new Tomb Raider game is coming."Driven by our goal of putting our fans first, we want you to know that it won't be very long between the official reveal and when you can play."Our journey together will begin with a major event in 2018."We simply can't wait to take you on Lara Croft's defining adventure."You can probably expect to see more about the game at E3 2018 this year.Is it on the first, second or twenty-seventh date that you tell someone that your digestive system is up shit creek and IV nutrition is what keeps you going?I've been too sick to contemplate dating for a few years, and now that I'm ready to get back in the saddle I feel like a fish out of a barrel in a frying pan (or whatever that metaphor is).
I can't blame him - I wouldn't be interested in someone who knows as much about The Circle as I do either.Generally though, people have no idea the kind of things I do in the privacy of my own home to keep up the appearance of a 'normal' life.I know that's a luxury a lot of people with disabilities don't have, but it creates a whole new set of problems about disclosure.This is the home of Lara Croft, who is a legend in action-adventure gaming and a pillar of the industry.I’ve admired Crystal’s work for a while now, as they continue to deliver top notch narrative and spectacle, coupled with deep systems and player choice.Cue all-knowing expression and trite comment like, 'it's just down to fate and what the world has planned for you, Lara.' And then I rip off their arms and beat them to death with them (metaphorically, of course).